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Jessica Tang December horoscopes
Aries: I foresee a bubble bath, wine, and your favourite Netflix show in your future. Take some time to relax…
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January horoscopes
Aries: Spend some time mourning the loss of the past decade if you need. Then, look forward to what this…
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February horoscopes
Aries: You’ve been feeling pretty spicy lately. Just don’t get heated over every little thing — some things are beyond…
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September 2019 horoscopes
Aries: You will quickly realize those early morning classes were a mistake. At least it bUiLdS cHaRaCtEr. Taurus: A map…
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October 2019 horoscopes
Aries: Stop being afraid that all your friends secretly find you annoying. It’s probably only the majority of them. Isn’t…
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November horoscopes
Aries: You’re baby. Taurus: You are extremely warm and nurturing, but you can be… bullheaded, especially when hangry. Please have…
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January Horoscopes
Aries: Mixtapes are so last year. Consider releasing your sex tape this month. Cancer: Roses are red/in Vancouver, it’s raining/men…
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Horoscopes: The signs as memes during exam season
Finals season is right at our doorsteps. It’s ready to charge straight into what is probably already a shit-storm, somehow…
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December Horoscopes
Aries Tonight, the quiet horse will come to your window one last time. Be ready. Cancer If you’re careful, this…
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September Horoscopes
Capricorn You cannot rationalize something irrational. Cancer Make sure you bring a pen to class. Your friends are tired of…
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